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Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight
An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets
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Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion
Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.
The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.
Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will “… take on anything; man, beast, or machine.”
This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.
An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.
The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.
The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.
Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”
Unfortunately, he was wrong.
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I am not sure what is more disturbing/compelling: the fact that Cambodia has/had a Midget Fighting League, or that the Cambodian government sanctioned and profited from the setting up of this fight. There is however a lesson here – sometimes the whole is not greater than the sum of the parts? or perhaps: if you’re trying to punch above your weight do the maths first? or maybe simply: 42 midgets cannot a lion beat… Either way, I suspect there is an interesting metaphor for International politics somewhere in there.
Of course, the article itself is known to be a hoax, but I have never let that get in the way of reporting the Truth.
Rohan Kriwaczek is a writer, musician and conceptual researcher based in Brighton, UK. To find out more visit